Schrodinger's proposition that, since a cat could not be both dead and alive at the same time it followed that the superposition of a single particle in two different states at the same time was equally absurd, somehow became; 'the superposition of a particle can be verified, since a cat can be both dead and alive at the same time'
The ultimate irony, of course, being that the latter is now considered to be quite likely
The absolute best way to measure your shirt is to dig out your favourite most comfortable T-Shirt ever, lay it flat on a table, and measure armpit to armpit. That way you get the most comfortable fit for you.
Made To Order:
We want you to be really chuffed with your purchase.
To avoid disappointment always check your measurements against our size chart (armpit to armpit) to ensure a comfortable fit.
But Hey - mistakes happen, and if, in spite of all precautions, you do make an incorrect sizing choice,
just return your shirt to us within 14 days of receipt, unworn and with tags attached, for a full refund of the purchase price or a replacement shirt. No quibbles!
(* does not apply to personalised printed shirts)
Heaven forbid but if we make a right pigs ear of your order please get in touch with us straight away, and we’ll arrange for a replacement along with a grovelling apology.
Afterwards the drone responsible for the error will have their diodes removed and their conducters short-circuited (again!).
You don’t mess with the Carrot.
Because your shirt will be printed to order we ask for a 5 day working window before dispatch. We aim to be a lot quicker, (usually the next working day), but this gives us a bit of leaway if things don’t go quite to plan.
We can remove, tweak or replace text, add personalisation, change the size and position of images... print one of your own designs, or help design t-shirts for an event... Stag/Hen Nights, Fun Runs etc.
Here are some 'off-the-peg' ideas to get the ball rolling...
To ask about customising your shirt just email us at email@example.com
Our shirt prints measure upto 27cmx19cm (approx), depending on the design proportions and the garments printable area.
All of our shirts are Custom Printed To Order.
We don't stock pre-printed shirts.
LazyCarrot is based in the UK and is wholly and exclusively subject to UK Law and International Law as interpreted by the UK Courts, in respect of which all designs are here presented in good faith.
We understand that queries can arise and we will always reach out to resolve any issues.
As such it is our policy to follow the terms of the DMCA,
(Digital Millenium Copyright Act),
and to respond to any such enquiry promptly and appropriately.
In respect of which please contact us with any concerns at firstname.lastname@example.org for our immediate attention.